SMS -- Quotations

SMS -- Quotations

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When floods comes, the fish eat ants, when water dries, the ants eat fish.
Nature gives chance to wait for our turn... Good Morning
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Any body can love a rose,
but no one can love a leaf that is near to the rose,

Don't love some one who is beautiful
but love one who makes ur life beautiful.
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The runner says "Its possible but its difficult",
The Winner says "Its difficult but it is possible"

Always think like winner. Thats the spirit of Life.
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You never will be the person you can be if pressure, tension and discipline are taken out of your life.
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Life is Not About the People who act True 2 ur face. Its About the People who Remain True Behind ur Back..
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Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' which is absent in yesterday available
once in t'o'day and thrice in t'o'm'o'rr'o'w so never loose hope.
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Fun SMS

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Sardar1: Maa Grand father 1943 yuddam lo shatruvula Kaallu
narkadu
Sardar2: Mari thalalu enduku narakaledu?
Sardar1: Avi munde evaro narikaru!.
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3 Womens died & go to Yamaraj..
1st gal: Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki Kiss icha.
Yama: Narakam ki Vellu
2nd Gal: Nenu pelli tarvata na Husband ki kiss ichanu.
Yama: Swarganiki vellu.
3rd Gal: Nenu inka evariki Kiss Ivvaledu.
Yama: Ayte nuv na room loki vellu!!
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Aeroplane asked Train...!
Y r u running on a track..?
Train replied: "Maa Mummy neelaga nannu galiki tiragoddu annadi!!."
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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Bill Gates gave 50Rs tip 2 the waiter.
Waiter: Sir, ur son gives 500Rs tip & U gave only 50Rs.??
Gates: He is the son of Millionaire. I M the son of Farmer.!
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A 60 years old man, sitting on a bench,
with his s-series Mercedes parked behind him,
having a latest model of Rolex watch in his wrist,
a thousands rupees mobile in hand,
Armani suit, italian shoes, checkbook of swiss acounts,
is having TEARS in his eyes

Why?

Because he is seeing a gang of young guys on another bench
having a birthday celebration of one of them.

Moral:
When you miss your friends, luxury cant stop your TEARS!

Dedicated to my friends..
Miss u all
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LKG Guys: Madam Maths koncham Easy ga cheppandi.
Teacher : Ela Ra.. How??

Student: 3sha * 3sha= 9thara.!!

Like this!!.
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Boy: Pagilina Hrudayamtho premincha mantavaa,
Hrudayam pagilela Preminchamantava?
Girl: Thegina chepputho kottamantava?
cheppu thegela kottamantava?
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What is the difference between 100 rupees note & a 5 rupees coin??





















95 Rupees..!!!!


Moral:- Dont struggle to be smart always..!
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A mind blowing fact.
no matter whether guys buy 220CC Pulsars or
350CC Royal enfields ....


It cant overtake a girl on 80CC Scooty!!
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I am not a pencil 2 write your happiness,
But
I will be a rubber 2 erase all ur sorrows!

I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!
GOD said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I said:Everyday!
GOD laughed and said:U really know how to negotiate.but since u are praying and asking happiness for your friends,I can't refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so don't you worry.
All your friends will be happy everyday!
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When I Open My Eyes
To See The Sun Rise
I Think Of You.

When I Hear A Robin Sing
On The First Day Of Spring
I Think Of You.

When I See A Red Rose
On The Bush Where It Grows
I Think Of You.

When I Feel The Summer Heat
On The Sand Beneath My Feet
I Think Of You.

When I Sit On A Beach
Another World Just Out Of Reach
I Think Of You.

When I See The Colored Leaves
Fall To The Ground From A Light Breeze
I Think Of You.

When I Look To The Night Sky
And See The Sparkle Like In Your Eyes
I Think Of You.

When The Snow Is Coming Down
To Softly Blanket The Ground
I Think Of You.

When I Go To Bed At Night
As I Turn Out The Light
I Think Of You.

When I'm Old And Near Death
And I Draw My Last Breath
I'll Think Of You. . .
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The Real Art Of Conversation
Is Not Only To Say The Right Thing At The Right Time,
But Also To Leave Unsaid The Wrong Thing
At The Tempting Moment.
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A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly

good night n sweet dreams…
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Kiss Sms‏

 

Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game.


Love is heat.

You are sweet.

When two Lips are meet.

Love is complete.


Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have

2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jenuary 2007


If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.


"Where should one use perfume?"

a young woman asked.

"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"

I said.


if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!