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Fun massages

 

Nice method - definitely can lose weight....

 

Once upon a time, a fat man was jogging arnd in a park.

Suddeny he saw a board written , Reduce 5, 10, 15 & 20 KGS in just 1 day. Cost = 20$ only.
As soon as he saw a the board he got interested and joined in there.
He opted for the 1st one. Which was 5kgs, to see whether he really reduces weight or not.
As soon as he paid the money, 2 or 3 guards took him to a BIG arena. It was full of Ladders, Gym stuff etc.
A girl entered, she said,' If u catch me, I am urs' and started running all over the place.
Behind her was the fat man. Chasing up and down. Aftr 2 hrs, the guards told him that he had lost and had to go and com bak again. As said, when he went to the weighing machine, he had lost 5Kgs.
The next day he thought, for 5kgs 1 girl, then imagine for 20kgs.It shld b 4 girls.
He went and paid the money for reducing 20kgs. As usual the guards took him to the same BIG arena. The man was waiting.........

Press Ctlr + A to know what happened...

Aftr 5min, the guards told him to open a door. As soon as he opened, there came a Godzilla. It said,' Now, if i catch u, U R MINE!!!!!'

Perception: Women Vs Mens

Perception: Women Vs Mens (Poor Women always believe their husband blindly with love)

Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.




Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!